When I’m 84 (Dedicated to Joe Paterno & Hugh Hefner)

When I get older losing my hair, Many losses from now, Will you still be sending Joe PA a valentine, Bowl bids and high school stars divine. If Hef’s been out for dinner at quarter to three (pm), Would you lock the mansion’s door? Will you marry a guy who’s 60 years your senior, When …

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